excuse me, but what the hell is going on?

it just occured to me as i sat here at my computer, where the hell is T Stewart on a popsicle stick? which one of you two have him? and one of you better have him because otherwise he's lost and then it's time to kick some serious boo-tay, okay? i mean how the heck is he serposed to win anything if we don't know where his popsicle-licious twin is?
so somebody had *better* have some answers. because seriously, i will come down there and then it will be on. to the break of dawn. and i might stay for lunch as well if that's all right.
mmmmmkay!
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p.s. but someone better know where he is!