that crazy shit we do.

i've said this about a billion million times, but my friends are hysterical. like honestly, the things they decide to say. we were at bennigans the other night, and all of a sudden, i realize the conversation has turned to me. so i hear kerri go, "oh yeah, totally, ali's gonna be such a drunk when we get older." so im like, "oh thanks kerri." so then ashley goes "like an abusive drunk?" so im like, "nah, i don't think ill be abusive..." so julia's like, "will you be one of those drunks who jumps up on top of tables and starts dancing around?" and im like "oh my god, that's it! ill be the table-dancing drunk!" so then julia goes, "oh. im not gonna drink at all. ill be the one at parties when like, all you guys are totally wasted, ill be like, 'guys? wh-where are the keys, cuz im driving.....'" so then ash goes, "julia's now the future designated driver!" so then later, we're at the dance, and im telling this to my friend emily, and she goes, "Oh my god, ill be dancing on tables too! thats so gonna be me! we can *both* dance on tables!!!"
i dont know if thats really that funny to you guys, but at the time, it was pretty funny.
oh well.=)