quite possibly the sole evidence that mankind isn't completely screwed. .....yet.

oh. my god.
i just heard the most logical statement ever. like, i might adopt as a personal motto or something. or, better yet, as one of the many slogans that will cover the world when i am leader.
but first, i must give credit where credit is due: i did not come up with this. i read it on a comment on the 'nobody's watching' (hysterical, by the way...) myspace profile.
and the quote was this:
'alcohol doesn't solve any problems. but, then again, neither does milk.'
is that not amazingly profound?
and i'm not looking at this soley from the point of view that's saying lets-drink-for-no-reason-because,-hey,-we-do-it-with-other-beverages. no, i'm looking at this philosophically, from the point of view that oh-my-god-this-is-so-mind-bogglingly-logical-that-there's-no-freaking-way-in-hell-someone-hasn't-already-thought-of-it,-but-then,-why-didn't-they-market-it-or-something?
because, when you really think about, it is so amazingly truthful.
maybe it's because i'm so used to people coming up with the lamest excuses for why they do stupid things, that now that i'm reading this, it's just....oh my god. i just can't express this in words.
and now perhaps you understand why this is going on my slogan poster!
do you know how many people would absolutely sign their freedom away to me if i just said 'yeah, drinking alcohol is stupid when you look at it as having no purpose, but, do you really have a purpose in drinking milk?'
many, many unsuspecting and relatively asinine souls.
i think i'll declare that everyone have a little sign hanging in their kitchen, quoting it.
yes.
excellent plan.
oh, and when i'm a world dictator, i'll find out who the person that commented it orginally is, and i'll give them diplomatic immunity. so that they can't get thrown in a jail cell somewhere with all the people i don't really like. at all. i mean, that's why they're in the jail cell. actually....i might just throw some random people in there to mix it up. maybe. depends on my mood the day the jail opens. and the jail will also have a quoting sign.
....how do i always manage to get so off-topic? though that last sentence tied it all together, i must say. oh whatever.
i'm tired, and i'm going to bed. i just wanted to get that down before i did.
so.....yeah.....i'm going.....
...now.......
oh screw it. trying to be funny so late at night isn't working out.

later.
- number 5
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