this just in: Michelin Man Apparently Plots World Domination

Has his plan already been put in motion? Is anyone safe? Who can we count on in this time of uncertainty? Decide for yourself: do you trust the michelin man?

just look at that face. false sincerity at it's worst, folks. is there any point in fighting back? well, that's the question experts are being asked as we speak. but i can tell you right now, only one thing is certain: we are all going to die.









--laughs all around, people.