On the Tenth Day of Christmas.......

so. i'm not exactly sure whether or not the twelve days of christmas are before or after christmas, but for the purpose of maintaining a truthful title, let's go with before, and if anyone knows otherwise, please contact me through a secret and secure line, so that we can resolve the issue carefully and quietly. yes. so, back to the tenth day of christmas. if it's the tenth day, that mean's that there's three days left. which is right, because christmas is sunday, which is three days away. the purpose of my writing this is to state that it is now three days before christmas, and i have the flu. ok. i'm going to stay VERY calm about this. you guys know how calm i stay. very, very calm. WHO THE HELL GET'S THE FLU IN THE WEEK RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!?!?!?!?!?! there. very calm. so i've had the flu since, hmmmmmmm, tuesday night i think. i didn't go to school wednesday, thursday, or today. and still, i'm sick. very sick. with the flu. and none of my friends believe me. because apparently, the flu isn't a headache, and a back ache, and a neck ache, and a sore throat, and a fever. nope. the flu is throwing up. so, you know, i must be making all that shit up, just to get out of school for three days. before vacation. because im such a genius, i decided to cut school for three days before our second longest vacation of the year. i mean, who wants to cut in march, or january, or may, when there's no vacations at all? and we're in school for weeks straight. because cutting then would so not make sense. definatly not. ok hellooooooooooooo people! i'm not stupid enough to want to get thrown off washington for absences! im not gonna cut right before a huge vacation! i have. the freakin. flu! >=0. ok. so. i'm done venting. yuppers. done. so......Merry Christmachaunakwanza! (if that's how you spell it.......you know what? i dont care; as if anyone knows anyways)