Wednesday, March 28, 2007

grim reaper day

yeah, so today was grim reaper day at school. good stuff. i never honestly expected to hear my classmates wandering around going, 'man, i wish i'd been killed.' the best all day was in french, when the girl that sits behind me went, 'well.....i almost died...but then i decided i didn't want to anymore.'
so, for anyone who doesn't know what grim reaper day is, it's organized by SADD. every half hour, someone would get on the P.A. system and read off a statistic, like how many teens die from drunk driving every day, or how many commit suicide, and so on. and after that announcement, one of the 'grim reapers' comes into the classroom, picks a student, and pulls them outside. they give them a white shirt (with all the statistics printed on the back), and send them back into class. that student can't talk for the rest of the day. this is to symbolize what it would be like if West Islip was one of those statistics, hence their tagline, 'don't be another statistic.' i really wanted to 'die', but, you know, i never got picked. oh well. good times though. another great quote was in dance, we here the latest half-hour reminder, and someone brought up that they'd just seen a grim reaper out in the hall. so someone else goes, 'oh my gosh, that means someone's gonna die in gym!!' but she said it dead-serious.
haha. good stuff. thank you, west islip schools for sufficiently scaring the crap out of me, with my obviously impending doom. if there's that many ways to die when you're a teenager, than i'm definitly screwed. peace<3

Monday, March 26, 2007

Henchman 21: dude, no stop! there’s been a mistake!

Monarch: oh what now?!

Henchman 21: this isn’t the secret venture compound; it’s your accountant’s office!

Monarch: what? Are you kidding?! That was like my best entrance ever!

Henchman 21: yeah, that was expert.

Henchman 24: very impressive.

Monarch: ugh. This sucks. All right, wrong address! Everybody back in the cocoon!

Henchman 21: uh…should we um...?

Monsarch: yeah yeah. Take some pens…some post-its….and some copy paper. You always need copy paper. And get that security tape! I want a Quicktime of my minty-fresh entrance posted on my homepage by tomorrow!

-the venture bros.=)

Thursday, March 08, 2007

'we're just....chassé-ing our way to greatness.'
-casey, on trying to convince julia and i to use the monkey in our dance.