super awesome quote from a week or two ago=)

"Wait, don't we like own this Armenian kid? And he can't even write english to us? What the heck!"
-Lolan, on the Armenian kid mom owns

oh america, how stupid are you?

it's been a day and already i'm fucking sick of these ignorant assholes that can't just accept that a. this is for the better, and b. it's done already so get over it. john mccain is a scary, dying mother fucker, and sarah palin is just stupid. really, really stupid. you should all stop being so damn ignorant. wake up; the world hates us. they view us for what the majority of america is: poorly educated and arrogant, kind of like hypocritical elitists. and now we've been given a chance to redeem ourselves, and people are complaining? get over yourselves. this country is a mixture of every single culture in the world, and yet we still have trouble accepting people? i'm sick of it. grow the fuck up and accept some fucking change and responsibility. gosh, here's a shocking thought: maybe the next four years will actually be good? i know, it's been a while, but give it a fucking chance at least.

YES WE DID!

thank you thank you thank you thank you.
this is the end of this eight-year hell that republicans have rained down on us.
in two months, george bush wont be president of the united states of america. in two months, we'll control the white house again, and the checks and balances system will actually be relevant and john mccain can go have a stroke in peace and sarah palin will never darken the doors of the white house. and barack obama will be the president of the united states.
europe can stop calling us ignorant. the economy can stop being in the shitter. george bush can stop ever making important decisions and dick cheney can go shoot someone in the face.
and i can stop losing sleep and flipping out about this because we fucking did it!
barack obama is the president!
i didn't expect to see this happen, but i am relieved and ecstatic in every way possible that it did.

oh god im like crying.
lets drink to obama tonight.

yeah, so, fyi, if this election goes to shit, which i'd say there's a good chance of happening, i'm moving to canada. ya'll can fuck up the country without me. peace, bitches.

seriosuly, rock the vote for change. this is the next four years we're talking about. the other option is george bush mark 2 and back-wood hockey mom who secretly wants to blow putin. or maybe she has, since she has so much damn foreign policy experience with his country. and when gw2 has a stroke and dies, she'll be running our country, 'you betchas' and all. i mean how is this even a debate at this point?
please, please, please lets not fuck this up?