Friday, October 24, 2008

update.

lauren's right, its been too long, nearly a year, since i updated this thing. so i'll be posting at least one new post, and i suppose i'll try keeping up with it better.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

a year later...

and, a year later, we all see how bush's concern for the economy worked out in the end. it definitely helped. no doubts in my mind whatsoever. i actually find it hysterically ironic that the man who was slated to "save" us after the upsets in the clinton term has, in fact, fucked us over irreversibly in every way possible. and with the elections only two weeks away(yes, horrifying, i know) it has come time to ask america the major question: are you going to chose the not shit candidate this time? no worries, if you all fuck up and make a mistake again, it's only going to mean at least another four, possibly eight years of a global shit storm that the current teenagers are going to be left cleaning up. or attempting to at least.

i for one am getting sick and tired of hearing people talk about how much they adore sarah palin. um, hi; are we listening to the same woman here? are we watching the same national news coverage of her unending back-woods idiocy? because i'm pretty sure we are, and in that case, i'm pretty sure you should move to some sort of special colony where you never have to make any sort of major decision. it's clearly where you'd belong. who knows, maybe if the democrats win the election governor palin can come live there too. i almost pity john mccain. i'm sure he was ready to kill himself after the first time he let her out in public as his running mate. although living in alaska definitely counts as foreign policy experience. i mean, i live in new york, which shares a northern border with canada, and i'm sure there are some vaguely established trade relations between us, so technically, i have foreign policy experience also. well shit! that means i can run for vice president too. shit just got real.

and her supporters are some of the most unreasonable people i've ever encountered; you can't just pretend that facts aren't facts, she really did say that, it really didn't make any sense at all, and it really does sound just as retarded when you try to repeat it.

i'm so ready for this election to be over; i'm done, if the next president fucks it up, he fucks it up; it really can't get much worse than it already is, and the next generation, my generation, already has plenty of shit that we're going to have to clean up when the time comes. a few extra billion dollars of national debt, a failing climate, a housing crisis, and threat of nuclear war added on in the next four to eight years is hardly going to change that.