Wednesday, December 20, 2006

merry almost christmas

5 days!

ha! mwa ha ha ha ha!
yes, these gleeful exclamations stem from the fact that i just completed my Ghost Recon Parcel Delivery Hierarchy task!
and no i will not explain that because if you don't understand then you have no standing on this blog.
but the point is that i'm so proud of . and nothing you say will possibly take away my gleeful attitude! nothing!
=)
-later.
<33

merry almost-christmas.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

you just hate us cause we're gnomes.

yeah, so emm just reminded me that i should really blog about la fiesta on friday night.
we threw a christmas party. there was about 20 people. all crammed into my living/dining room/kitchen area. with mass quantities of sugar. which we will return to in a moment. the point is, it was 'duffin'.
ha, so 'duffin'. this new saying is in replacement of 'ballin' because when a white 14 year old child from west islip says that, it just sounds wrong. and it actually came about because like joe and kriss or mike and emm or someone was driving down Duffin, you know the street? and they thought it was funny. my friends are such losers.
now about the sugar. there was a whole effing bowl full of it. and there were pixie stix. and elena shows up and finds the pixie stix. and i turn around and BAM! she's snorting it. like, actually snorting a pixie stick. that is effed up right there. and then, even better, she gives ted an idea, so ted opens a pixie stick, pours a line of it along the counter, and snorts it off that. i swear, i thought we were at the Bridge or something, with the amount that they were snorting these things.
ah good times.
and then, a bunch of us were out on the front lawn, because it was disgustngly hot inside, and they have the swing down, and andrew gets it caught on the fucking power line. so mike climbs the tree and uses a branch to get it down. all happening at like 9:30 at night.
and then, while we were outside, a car came along, so we all ran and pretended to be lawn gnomes. and they yelled at us. so we flipped them off.
fun fun fun.
it was good times. kerri definitly ODed on sugar before 8 pm, because she was like, ricocheting off of things. i was actually kind of frightened.
ha.
so, thats my christmas party '06 story. there's more, but contrary to what this stupid website's clock says, it's actually 5 to 3 in the morning.
-later, people.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

1-800-mattress

yeah, so.....i was in the city today, to see the tree. and on the way out, we were passing the array of billboards that you can't escape from when trying to get home.
so one of them is an advertisement for 1-800-MATTRESS. yeah.
and the picture on this billboard was the shoulders and heads of this guy and girl. and they girl's laying on top of the guy. and no clothes are obviously visible on either.
and that's not even the best part.
on this billboard, with these naked people, laying on top of eachother, is the statement 'sleep with us.'
um, hello? did i just like, miss the memo that informed everyone that 1-800-mattress has suddenly decided to launch their new signature line of billboard advertising, appropiatly named 'sleaze'? because, quite honestly, i have no desire to sleep with 1-800-mattress. i'm just not the matress-ey type.
so please, holla if this is news to you as well, because really, it's not even that great of a company. and they therefore have no right to have such overly sexual commercials.
calvin klein, on the other hand, they can keep it up with their shirtless men on billboards. no problem there.


this is said ad. gross. no one needs to see this.