tfln:D

i have come to the conclusion that i am way too in love with textsfromlastnight. i mean really. it's way too addicting, but i just can't help it. this is supposed to be a short post, but here are my current favorites=)

(323): pretty girls always come out on top. or bottom. whatever. point is we come out with their boyfriends.

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(954): i hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.

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(609): She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, i will have her....

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204): Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.

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(702): We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
(1-702): Wtf? Why?
(702): I want awesome conversations to show the world.

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(319): The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue

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(910): Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show that i did




oooooh god seriously lol i love it.